Irving

"I happened into this Lil' Mart formerly known as Lampron's Exxon. Unfortunately Lampron's no longer exists on the scale it once did in southern Maine because of an out-of-state hostile takeover...."

"I was in there yesterday, buying a pack of cigarettes. Being dead is a gas station and convenience store, I imagine they sell alot of cigarettes. so I don't know why this bothered me so much more..."