Mobil

"Beware the car wash. The air blower might knock the antenna fin off of your Sonata and it'll cost you $600 to replace/repair. They'll have you fill out a claim and tell you the boss will call you...."

"This gas station has some of the cleanest bathrooms!! The mechanic here is very trustworthy and the nightshift gas clerk Rob is so sweet, if he could get paid extra to be nice he would be making a..."