Great Chicago Fire Festival

Watching our city burn in effigy on the river. Hooray! Or that was the plan. What an abject failure. The houses took forever to ignite and went out before they completely burned down. So they...

I know it's not the planner's fault that it happened to be unseasonably cold on the night this happened. But unless you got here super here and knew where to stand, you had a good chance of seeing...

Performed on the Chicago River, the Chicago Fire Festival was the saddest thing found floating on water since Whitney Houston. It was packed and hard to see as the river banks were jammed with...