Exxon

"Today, while checking my credit card statement, I found that I had been charged $200 instead of $24 for gas. I called the credit card company, and they saw the same charge. They said it was still..."

"Beware the car wash. The air blower might knock the antenna fin off of your Sonata and it'll cost you $600 to replace/repair. They'll have you fill out a claim and tell you the boss will call you...."