Margaret T.
12/4/2025
I only had their fries and a vanilla latte, so can't comment too much about the food. Interior-wise, Squat & Gobble reminds me of a hospital cafeteria or a diner. Not much decor, but they have...
Squat & Gobble
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1 W Portal Ave
San Francisco, CA 94127
Squat & Gobble Caf & Crepery provides a variety of breakfast, lunch and dinner options. Its menu includes crepes, dessert crepes, omelets and eggs, soups and salads, sandwiches, bagels, beverages and pasta dishes. The caf s sandwich options include turkey gobble, chicken and tuna salad, eggplant, salmon and grilled chicken. Its dessert crepes include nutella chocolate, strawberry blintz and almond peach.
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3.0569 reviews
Bennett W.
9/13/2025
From Friday, 8/22/2025: I said before, I was going to order pancakes and waffles whenever I passed by. So I finally did. West Portal Squat & Gobble is awesome. My server is so patient and...
Jack L.
6/25/2025
Came here on a whim while visiting friends during a layover. I was actually pretty surprised at how massive both the menu and portions. A little expensive, but I think normal within San Francisco...
Monte H.
11/24/2025
The black bean chili is incredible! The service is always excellent & bathrooms clean.
Seth R.
4/17/2025
Had brunch at Squat & Gobble and left with mixed feelings. The crepe steak breakfast was solid cooked well and flavorful, definitely the highlight of the meal. The French toast, on the other hand,...
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